Terms: what is being agreed, in plain sentences

Both parties must be adults of 18 or more; doubt is reason to refuse. No explicit material here: glamour and lifestyle portraits, softened faces, no nudity, reasons on the photo policy.

An agreed number of hours of a companion's time and her company. Nothing further is offered or implied at any figure. Private decisions between consenting adults sit outside the booking.

Bookings run over WhatsApp or Telegram. The confirmation this desk sends is the operative version: name, start, duration, address, total. For a hotel, confirm the guest name, property and room in writing; unconfirmed bookings do not go out.

The total in the confirmation passes to the companion in person at the door. Zones 1 and 2 carry no travel charge; past that, the return fare is named first. Hotels and private addresses only.

From the moment a booking starts its fee is not returnable, in full or in part: stopping early, using less than the booked duration, a change of mind, or her leaving under the next clause. Duration runs from the agreed arrival time.

Three or more hours of notice: cancel or move at no charge. Inside two hours: half. Nobody at the address: the full figure. Fifteen minutes past the start are allowed; beyond that the time is deducted.

She may end the meeting at any point, keep the whole fee and give no account of it: if she is menaced or made uneasy; if the manner turns coarse or hostile; if a boundary she drew is tested; if the guest has taken too much drink; if the request is illegal; if a lens or microphone runs without her written consent. Her own safety is hers to judge.

This desk does not ask for card numbers, photographs of a card, passport or identity copies, gift cards, codes, passwords, or money to a number, account or application other than those linked on this site. Any such request is an impersonation.

Each companion is an adult listed at her own request, working independently, choosing her bookings and free to withdraw without reason. Nobody here works under coercion; a Modern Slavery Helpline link sits at the foot of every page. Availability changes hourly, so no individual is guaranteed: a substitute is put forward, or the slot voided at no charge.

This desk introduces and schedules, warranting nothing more. Liability is limited, so far as the law allows, to the fee for the booking at issue; guests answer for damage at the address. An invalid clause leaves the remainder standing. England and Wales law governs, complaints reach Maude on WhatsApp, and a booking answers to the wording published on its own day.