Petite: seven women, with the centimetres beside each

Tina is 158 cm, twenty six, athletic, espresso brown, and the smallest woman on the board. She rows on the tideway and watches the water in any weather. The window and the towpath sit inside two hours at £500, with £700 across three when supper follows on Narrow Street.

Jasmin is 160 cm, twenty two, chestnut brown, fast, and the last person in the room to run out of things to say; three hours at £700 from about eight suits her best. Rosa is also 160 cm, twenty five, curvy, chestnut curls, choir on Tuesdays, and an early show with supper after fits inside £700 across three.

Lea is 161 cm, twenty three, auburn worn wavy, hazel eyed, and can out walk most of the men who book her. Sonya is 162 cm, thirty two, athletic, dark brown hair worn straight, with a dancer's posture and thirty two years of opinions to go with it; a performance and supper together want £700 across three hours.

Lucy is 163 cm, twenty four, slender, dark curls, and has no interest whatsoever in the view from a lift. A long sit and a walk suit two hours at £500. She would much rather be told the plan is quiet than have it dressed up.

Tiffany is twenty four, 169 cm, and listed here for her frame rather than her height, which is the honest way to put it. Fine boned, chocolate brown hair, brown eyed, from a family of restaurant people, and she is on a terrace above EC3 at six o'clock while the rest of the square mile is still finishing. The terrace and the walk down come to a comfortable £500 over two hours, rising to £700 across three when supper follows. Slots up there have to be held in advance, so give the desk two or three days.

Long sits in small rooms, early tables, and anywhere the plan is conversation rather than an entrance. Five of the seven work E14 almost exclusively, and Tiffany adds the City of London to it. None of them needs a large restaurant to be at her best.

Crossing the ledger: Jasmin, Lea, Lucy and Tiffany are in early twenties, Rosa and Tina in late twenties, and Sonya is one of the four in thirties. Tina and Sonya also stand in toned. The whole board is on the desk.