Curvaceous: ten of the twenty eight, sorted by colouring

Milena is twenty five and 175 cm, the tallest in this column, a small theatres and late suppers person with nothing that ruffles her. Danielle is twenty nine and 170 cm, reads a room in about nine seconds and never says that she has; drinks high up and a walk down to the arches come to two hours at £500.

Roxi is twenty three and 168 cm, competitive about everything from wakeboarding to the last train, and would rather eat on something that floats. Dinner on the dock wants three hours at £700.

Michelle is twenty seven and 173 cm, dark brown, and the name to book when the number at the table is large. Bianka is twenty three and 165 cm, light brown with sun in the ends, hazel eyed, and dinner is where she is at her best: four hours at £900 is the honest recommendation.

Molly is twenty four and 164 cm, dark brown worn wavy, photographs buildings at night and knows which bench in Canada Square has the fountains behind it. Rosa is twenty five and 160 cm, chestnut curls, small, loud, and the best laugh in a hundred seat room.

Nancy is thirty and 170 cm, golden blonde with blue eyes, a watercolour painter who is comfortable with a long silence. Three hours at £700 covers the painted hall and a table by the water. Thea is twenty nine and 165 cm, caramel blonde, green eyed, and will argue about produce all the way from the market to the table. Both of them work Greenwich as well as the estate, and both prefer the early part of the evening to the late part.

Luna is twenty two and 171 cm, dark auburn red, brown eyed, and the only woman in this column who is genuinely at her best after midnight. Live music, warehouse rooms and late food; three hours at £700 from about nine, or the overnight at £1,800 when nothing is closing early. She works Wapping and E14, which is the right pair for a night that keeps moving west and then back again.

Start with the hour rather than the colouring. Bianka, Nancy and Thea own the early table. Michelle and Danielle are the safe names for a long evening with other people in it. Molly and Rosa are the ones for an evening with no plan in it at all. Roxi, Milena and Luna are all better late than early.

Across the ledger, four of these ten are in early twenties, five in late twenties and Nancy alone in thirties. Two, Michelle and Milena, also stand in statuesque, and Rosa in petite. The whole board is on the desk.