Thea, companion in Greenwich

Green eyes, caramel blonde, and a strong opinion about every stall in the market.

Age: 29
Works from: Greenwich
Height: 165 cm
Hair: long caramel blonde
Eyes: green
Figure: curvy
Languages: English
An hour opens at: £250

Guests are 18+. She sets the limits of her own booking, and a fee covers her time and her company, nothing besides. The whole ladder is on the rates page.

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Thea, companion in Greenwich, London, portrait in daylight

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Thea, companion in Greenwich, London, seated portrait, warm light

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About Thea

Caramel blonde and green eyed is an unusual combination and Thea has clearly made her peace with people mentioning it. Height 165 cm, the figure curvy, and she dresses with a relaxed elegance that takes more effort than it admits: a good knit, a long skirt, a coat in a colour nobody else is wearing. At 29 she has the ease of a woman who no longer dresses for a room she has not seen yet, and the effect is that she looks equally correct in a market lane and at a decent table.

She is warm, opinionated and extremely good company over food. She is expressive in English, gesturing with whatever she happens to be holding. She cooks properly and shops like someone who intends to, which means she cannot pass a market stall without an assessment of it. She is fiercely loyal to small traders and rude about chains. She asks direct questions early, which throws some people and delights the rest, and she wants the answer rather than her turn to speak.

Greenwich Market is her territory, under the glass roof in the lanes between Durnford Street and College Approach, and she treats a walk through it as reconnaissance. Late afternoon is best, when the food stalls are still going and the crowds have thinned, and she will make you taste three things before you are allowed to decide on supper. Afterwards there are the pubs along the front, four minutes to the river. South Kensington is home; she comes over by DLR and arrives with a list.

The market and the lanes are covered on the Greenwich page. An hour with her is £250 and the longer evenings appear on rates. Send booking an afternoon rather than an evening.

Height 165 cm, curvy build
Long caramel blonde hair; eyes green
Age 29, English speaking
Home district South Kensington, evenings across SE10 and E14
Out of hours: markets, proper cooking, arguing about produce

Booking her evening

Late afternoon into the evening suits her, so £700 across three hours from about four o'clock is what Maude suggests. Make it £900 over four if supper is going to be a long one, which with her it usually is.

Her figures are the desk figures, printed in full on the rates page, and the whole arrangement runs in one thread from the first line to the confirmation.

1 hour£250
90 minutes£400
2 hours£500
3 hours£700
Dinner date£900
Overnight£1,800
WeekendPOA

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An evening with Thea

Come at four and you get the version she likes. The market sits under a glass roof in a knot of lanes behind the old town, and by late afternoon the crowds have gone and the traders are talkative. She knows which stall does the good cheese and which one has been coasting for two years, and she is not diplomatic about the difference. You will be handed things to taste whether you asked or not. Supper gets decided out loud somewhere around the third sample. Afterwards it is four minutes to the river front and a pub with a view straight across the water to the Wharf, where she explains precisely what she would have done differently with the meal, at length and with affection.

Before you write

Thea, in her own words

Why the market rather than a restaurant?

Do both. An hour in the lanes decides where supper should be far better than any list on a phone does.

What time should we start?

Four, or five in summer. Much later and the food stalls pack up and you are walking through empty stalls in the dark.

Are you difficult about food?

Only about carelessness. I will happily eat a two pound thing off a stall and I will not forgive an expensive kitchen for not paying attention.

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What guests have written

Nothing is written here for Thea yet, which is usually what discretion looks like in E14. A note appears only when a guest writes one, she agrees to it, and the desk has checked that it reads as a first name, a month and nothing private.