Late twenties: fourteen women between twenty five and twenty nine

Laura is 169 cm, athletic, light brown, green eyed, and wants to be outdoors before she is indoors. Milena is 175 cm, curvy, black haired, and does small theatres and late suppers with total composure.

Rosa is 160 cm, curvy, chestnut curls, sings in a choir on Tuesdays and has the best laugh in a hundred seat room. Vanessa is 173 cm, slim, sandy brown, and thinks in timetables; her evenings sit out by the Royal Docks and ExCeL as often as on the estate.

Cindy is 168 cm, slim, blonde worn wavy, blue eyed, and the one woman here who genuinely prefers daylight; her Greenwich evening wants three hours at £700 because the hill and a table have never fitted inside two.

Nora is 166 cm, athletic, honey blonde, and meets you at the end of a conference day and makes it stop. Tina is 158 cm, athletic, espresso brown, and is the only person in the room watching the tide.

Karolina is 174 cm, slim, black haired, unhurried, and firmly of the opinion that the river side of the table is better. Michelle is 173 cm, curvy, dark brown, and takes the seat facing the room so that everybody else can stop performing.

Samanta is 174 cm, slim, dark brown, orders rare, sits with her back to the wall and misses nothing; tell the desk there are clients at the table and the register is set accordingly.

Liana is 167 cm, slim, chestnut brown, and takes one gin six floors above the Bank junction with a completely unsentimental view of the place. Drinks up there and dinner afterwards need three hours at £700, and Thursday fills fast, so give the desk two dates where you can.

Patricia is 172 cm, slim, auburn brown, and carries four hundred years of river history and a very dry way of handing it over. The pub, the walk and a table with no clock watching come to £700 across three hours.

Danielle is 170 cm, curvy, black haired, reads crime fiction and drinks coffee that would stand a spoon up; drinks high up and a walk back down to the arches come to two hours at £500. Thea is 165 cm, curvy, caramel blonde, green eyed, and will argue about produce all the way from a market stall to the table. Late afternoon into the evening is her shape, at £700 across three hours from about four o'clock.

So cross the column. Six of the fourteen are in statuesque and two in petite. Three stand in toned, five in curvaceous and six in slim and slender. By colouring, three are in blondes, three in raven haired, one in auburn and seven in brunettes.

Or say what the evening is and let Maude do the sorting, which takes her about fifteen minutes. The order of events from first message to arrival is on booking, and all twenty eight portraits are on the desk.